It always took me about ten minutes to see the image in Magic Eye and I could never hold it. I haven't tried in over a decade now. Fuck that shit.

2 Glit 2 Ter.

Countdown to someone huffing that the Stones aren't American begins….

Hearing Duff Man say that in my head made me very happy.

Not much in 2009; quite a lot in 1820.

You thought Dennis Hopper had credibility at some point?

Wyatt Cenac is a funny motherfucker. Google his standup sometime.

The show and the movie are unrelated except thematically.

What's wrong with the "comedies of manners" tag? Just because she invented the genre and is the shining paragon of it and no one else has ever done it as well as she did? Are we saying Tolkien's not fantasy either?

Did someone just initialize it as Monty Python and the Flying Circus?

I'm one of those pople who says they don't like movies. And I don't, in the sense that I almost never want to sit down and watch one for fun; I'd rather listen to an album or read a book. And I'm critical of most modern Hollywood movies to the point where I'm not a lot of fun to watch them with.

Harlow makes me think of a Depression-era sex symbol.

The distinction doesn't exist in my dialect, and I still can't hear it unless I slow down and really think about it. I feel a faint pity towards those Easterners who are still living with it, as if my species has shed a vestigial tail or something. (Though the argument could easily be made that the merger is…

How meta.

Updike wasn't a Boomer. He was born in the Depression. Since every obit is giving his age, you'd think anyone with basic math skills would be able to work that out.

You lie, Parma.

No, but he reads a lot of British writing.

You can tell I'm an ASU student because I dangle participles. Value for money!

As a currently enrolled ASU student, that stereotype will never be less than true.

The forty year old man is Tracy. Did you not watch the episode?