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Rich, listen to Von Salsa. Mystic River is overwrought drek. Eastwood pulled the worst from that pretty fancy, ensemble cast.

Chungking Express
Watch the film more than once and "California Dreamin" by the Mamas and the Papas will forever be etched into your brain. Which, after living with this condition for almost 15 years now, I'm going to go ahead and say is a bad thing.

Glad to hear that the 2008 Bonerfest will be taking place back at your pad rather than at the local theater. Kids don't need to see that.

I'm confused about the nature of the "unedifying run-ins"
Given the reference to the "drug-fueled sexathons" preceding, should "brief, unedifying run-ins with Heavy D, Big Daddy Kane, Tone Loc and one of the guys from Boo Yah Tribe" then be taken to mean, menopause-impaired sexual encounters?

they're trippin', gillette
everyone knows that mushrooms are the only thing that will render a human into one million, perfectly cubed pieces.

The new, old Matthau and Lemon.

Aquarius Records in San Francisco
Friendly people at the store, massive website and a ridiculous number of well written record reviews. Get your black metal, indie douchery and obscure shit here.

"Who's taller now, Donny? Look me in the eyes, while you suck it."