I know a certain party planner/bounty hunter that would be interested in catering this gig

And to directly answer your question, he can skate on anything Beatles related for several lifetimes. That of course would completely ignore his incredible Wings and solo careers, but one of the four members of the greatest band of all time could skate all he wants. We are lucky that instead, he chooses to continue…

You sir, are incorrect

Agreed. I really felt that Michael Ian Black II went off the rails with the forced Michael Jackson cameo. That was weird, right?

Me likey the Michael Ian Black playing the Chris Harrison role in Burning Love. That whole parody is so spot on.

Are you sure it was a kielbasa? This is Elton John we are talking about.

Dick Tee to his friends

I guess you do not care for intrigue then

Go back to your video games hunny

Ice Truck Killer

As long as Harrison gets the same level of neglect from his foster parents as he did from his father, he should be just fine.

They responded to the directive not to kill Dexter (character) by killing Dexter (television show).

You're The One is very underrated.  I would think long and hard about potentially putting Darling Lorraine in my top 10 favorite Simon songs, and the title track is pretty groovy with some brilliant lyrics.
Nature gives us shapeless shapes, clouds, and waves, and rain
But human expectation is that love remains the same
an…