"In the days before Watergate, the Teapot Dome Scandal was the most outrageous thing our government had ever done.  President Harding's Secretary of the Interior, Albert Fall, was caught receiving bribes from oil companies in exchange for giving them cut-rate leases to drill for oil on public lands.  When Gale Norton…

I was hoping it would become "Rock Steady with Brian Williams," a Soul Train-like dance show featuring baby boomers hilariously trying to breakdance to modern hip-hop tunes.  Williams, wearing a big gold chain and an oversized baseball hat turned 90-degrees off-center, would begin each episode with a "Yoyoyo!  DJ…

No, I meant "Bill Pullman was a really big fan of Big Love, so he was probably really upset when it got cancelled."

So many emotions…

I like that when you type "Katherine Parkinson" into Google, the second suggested search is for "Katherine Parkinson feet."

Hey Mike: this would make a good subject for "Scenic Routes," namely, the question of "could this movie have been improved by dropping its opening scene?"  (the one where the daughter shoots the father).

Gabbo Fabo!

None of those are words that rhyme with "Corey."

As soon as my 3-D printer gets here, I'm making my own plastic surfer dude action figures.  They'll come with a permanent Busey-esque maniacal grin and absolutely no cognitive function taking place whatsoever.  Just like the real thing!

Oh, of course not!  Noah just LOVES the new Fleetwood Mac song, and thinks it's some of the BEST they've EVER done in their WHOLE, ENTIRE LIVES. 

- The remaining characters return to their ordinary office routines.  Hammering home the show's central theme that office life is repetitive, soulless drudgery, the show continues regular half-hour airings indefinitely, showing the characters typing, using the copier, and quietly making telephonic sales calls, but no…

*stands passively receiving hug*

It's actually a backdoor promo for the Kickstarter.  Tim just forgot to put up page 2 of the script:

Well, wave that then.

Jim and that chick that was trying to hit on him, when she wasn't otherwise just sitting in the background wishing that the writers actually thought about developing her character a little bit, so that when she actually did get around to hitting on Jim, there was some reason for the viewer to think about it, rather…

Sit down, AV Club.  You're rocking the pre-production boat.

Yeah, media!  You hounded that poor fragile girl to death.  All she ever wanted to do was stand in her closet and hum little ditties to herself, and you media vultures barged in and dragged her out and made her release albums and be interviewed and get photographed backstage at fashion shows.

Finally!  The rest of you need to go to remedial joke-writing class in the Catskills.

And I've been waiting over 200 years to hear something new out of Mozart.  What the hell is that guy doing?

I thought it was going to end with