Wereworm?

BUT HIS EMAILS!

You forgot Tom Hanks!

So you're saying he's a worm with unfortunate hair?

It's going to take a lot of organization and better candidates.

Ew. I was just about to get into the pool.

…if you keep putting the snake oil in your hair it's going to look like mine.

Wait, he has thoughts?

As always I must defer to The Simpsons.

It's proof of treason. But now they can play it off as a misunderstanding and people will fall for it.

Also not a Junior because of the Quincy.

*Spicey offers her some gum*

That Duroc pig had already been castrated by Joni Ernst so it was just asking for it.

Why not? He filed for reelection all the way back in January. How else can he keep collecting money?

Yes. They'll even broadcast an empty podium until Grand Dragon Trump arrives.

"I love my father."

There…are…FOUR…Trump…children!

What? JFK, Jr. just ruined a plane.

He knew it was going to be published so he put it out himself in an attempt at damage control.

Why? The only offspring that Trump actually likes are Ivanka and Jared.