And well you should be.

Missouri and WELS are very conservative while ELCA is filled with normal people.

They use Swiss cheese!

Have you tried my chocolate salty balls? It might change your mind.

It was Jackie's baby daddy from Roseanne.

That's what Fatty Arbuckle thought.

Have you figured it out yet?

I file it in the same category as Goonies.

That's funny. You don't look like Rob Reiner.

Alf.

They're confusing charming with infectious.

It's in the Bill of Rights. All blond women are allowed access to television cameras.

Leave our adorable dog alone and stop obsessing with its ass you cucking snowflake. Back to Breitbart with you.

Such a thing is still impossible. We don't have the science yet. But Krieger is working on it.

Because Kellyanne Conway is the Bringer of Death and can ruin an opening weekend if she is not dealt with on time.

Trump obviously didn't pay attention in prep school. Even GWB knew better than to accept prostitutes from Russian oligarchs. And he was drunk and on coke.

Yes, but those were all in your head. This was a real person in the real world.

Never forget that Republicans are the pro-life party.

Kellyanne Conway does not live in the real world.

Alternate answer for WELS or Missouri Synod Lutherans: It's not like they're gay or anything. They may be going to hell but there's no reason to punish them here.