Oddly enough Trump is a teetotaller and will not suck a butt.

Don't hit your head on the ceiling. Gene Wilder sees everything.

If all those politicians had aborted those children then we wouldn't have had to make up a story about why those children weren't killed the way that those children were killed.

BLACK SANTA!

So just when you were a lesbian that one week.

Are you an "Erf"er? Because he clearly says "Earth".

It's a bar that sells nothing but candy. It's straight out of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. You'll love it until you start to freak out.

Well I'd rather see your chest than Jones'.

Have you been to TGIF? It's not just for Fridays.

I was being snarky but yes. Merchant and Malta are more or less the same but Merchant is worth delving into while Malta has some pretty words.

I prefer "Come with me and be my love and we shall all the pleasures prove". Sure it's an inexact rhyme and if he actually said it to me I'd probably laugh but if he was GGG about the "all the pleasures" part I'd forgive him.

You've earned this: https://youtu.be/VV1XWJN3nJo

Who doesn't? We're all just pale shadows of Diana.

Never.

If you follow the steps laid out by our Stride Mothers you would also have your very own Land Rover Range Rover MacLaren. It's not our fault if you don't follow directions.

All of the hate of Merchant of Venice and none of the profit!

1 type bad
2 make shit up
3 ????
4 profit!

You're transitioning? Yeah, we saw that coming.

What? You think you're @CaliCheeseSucks cat now?

Well shit.