Everything but perform "Danke Shon" in a parade.

That's why they're all effective cock holsters.

It's not just Republicans. The Obama administration was very strict about leaks.

Clinton was up for impeachment on the lying alone.

Die Trump, die (for those who don't have Google Translate).

Not when it involves Trump. We're happy to not know about some things.

Nah. He can fit it inside that obese body of his.

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Any ass that large is lame by default.

That didn't take long. His habit of deflection ("no puppet no puppet you're the puppet") makes me wonder how many leaks have come from Trump himself.

Trumpdies.

I suppose if my sister could do a Ferris Bueller day in Chicago I could attempt The Sound of Music.

You expect me to binge watch that?

Ooh that's I good one! But I like Marc Almond's version much better.

The feeling has gone only you and I
It means nothing to me
This means nothing to me
Oh, Vienna

That's the question which must never be answered.

The quickest path to divorce is to force her to spend more time with her husband.

Many WOT commenters gather in the Staff Picks commentary. There's usually a politics thread which starts when someone (usually @Velocirapstar:disqus) says something like "My top pick is [article in The Atlantic or clip from CNN, etc.]. You're welcome to join us.

I am NOT Dr. Evil.

Cosby has really benefited from the Trump administration. He's barely news now. "Sure I might be a rapist but I'm not a rapist president who's going to steal everything in sight before blowing up the world!"