batman comic idea: he's fighting a bunch of criminals all day, but he's got one problem — he's super constipated. So he's always trying to take a dump in between solving mysteries and punching guys, but he just can't, so he gets really irritable, and when he's punching the guys they're like, "wow, you're a lot…

batman comic idea: he's fighting a bunch of criminals all day, but he's got one problem — he's super constipated. So he's always trying to take a dump in between solving mysteries and punching guys, but he just can't, so he gets really irritable, and when he's punching the guys they're like, "wow, you're a lot…

die fledermaus > bat manuel

die fledermaus > bat manuel

being chained to stuff makes you strong as shit — it's in the constitution

vin diesel doesn't have a daughter, because he's gay

was she?… or wasn't she?

Dujardin is rad

black ops was treyarch, which sucks. you can explain the "every other game feels clunky" phenomenon by the fact that treyarch makes every other COD game for activision

it's not made just for horses. It's made from a horse, you dingus!

sean penn's a dick too

yeah, in fact, Adventure Time is so good that it makes Phineas and Ferb look terrible and unfunny by comparison. It's like the writer skipped the part where he was supposed to actually watch Adventure Time as part of the review. Why are they being reviewed at the same time and to descending grades? Who is this "Noel…

the dude on the left looks like martin short, and that's ruining reo speedwagon for me