yeah, when I saw that open carry guy in Walmart or wherever he was with the trilby, I thought to myself "we aren't getting this one back".

Alas, eyeball masks never came back in fashion either.

I heard of guys going to their uncles' or parents' graves and telling them about it. That is fandom!

Among the Thugs by Bill Buford. Read this for a good look at football hooligans (a bit dated by now, I guess). Don't get it, don't want to get it.

We learned our lesson back then! And homeless vets are a thing of the past!

Blueshammer!

Yeah, Redd Foxx got some great actors for his show, and Lawanda was one of the best.

The girl can't help it is like a tasty sausage that's 90% sawdust. A few minutes of good music between long stretches of some old guy trying to pick up on Jayne Mansfield.

This comment is horrible. HORRIBLE! It this the first time you typed a comment for the AVclub? Well I assure you, it will definitely be the lahst! (slams down keyboard)

SPOILERS all over the place here. It has to be Lime, doesn't it? The Landlord's face indicates it was somebody he didn't expect to see. He was probably standing behind a door or somewhere where Martins couldn't see him, then as soon as Holly left, boom, literally.

I'd go with Broderick Crawford or Lawrence Tierney. Both were notorious for off-screen drunken brawls and just being unpredictible drunks. My favorite story, which is probably just a story, is Crawford in some bar, and some guy says he knows karate, and Crawford says "well I know barstool" and cracks the guy over the…

It's Cowards Bend the Knee for me, because I've never seen an actress as beautiful as Melissa Dionisio. But as far as content, and you know, the actual movie, My Winnipeg is way better.

One of my favorite scenes in my favorite movie is the scene in The Third Man where Harry Lime's old landlord looks off-camera (just that look: he knows whoever it is, is surprised and a bit shocked), and…cut to the next scene. There are a lot of scenes like that in The Third Man, which is perhaps why I like it so…

Painful rectal itch! Ask for it by name.

I think it was "I have a theory about Madonna. She looooves to shock us."

Stop that, stop that!

There's a little Beavis in all of us.

This is good. We are worried that the house might fall off a cliff, so the safest course of action is to put the workers in a crane with no possibility of escape should the house fall and take the crane with it. I say FANTASTIC job, Internet!

He said that in San Francisco, not far from here. You know he's pandering to his base down South and will joke about going to "the gay bay" or some such behind closed doors and giving all those hippies up in San Francisco what-for. It's a win for him. I remember Enron, rolling blackouts, and "All those <sic> money you…

TMZZZZZZZZZZZZZ amirite?