A renegade cop…a robot, renegade cop…

The #1 rule they teach in you in dental school: Don't say "whoops".

All you did was hand him a shovel, which was the best thing you could have done. Calling him on it would have made him defensive and less comfortable, and would have made for a boring interview that fewer people would have read and commented on. The best interview I've seen in recent years is the infamous Canadian…

That's what I love about the English - somebody will spend their lives studying Rudge bicycles or the history of the Sturmey-Archer three-speed hub (SA made early motorcycle transmissions as well). Anorak is a decidedly British word, but I consider researching esoteric things a life well-spent. Greed is much more of…

I'll just sit here and have another Alamo.

Another example of the username and comment reaching perfect synergy.

I had a lot of friends who were punk rockers, and darn near all of them liked this movie, despite the clowning that Cheech does with the tutu and the ears. Although I have always heard that Darby Crash is somewhere in the crowd scene there, for every Germs there were 100 really bad punk rock bands in LA in those days,…

That means it's good stuff.

Hey I've been reading you for a while, and not sure if this helps you at all, but I come from the Charles Bukowski school of skincare (seriously, we're talking craters of the moon on my back and neck). I just did other things when I was going through the suppurative stage, and I got married this year. It seems to be…

As Henry Fonda said in Once Upon a Time in the West: How can you trust a guy who doesn't even trust his own pants?

Well c'mon, it's the money of choice for money launderers and drug dealers, what could possibly go wrong?

The popular hats around here (East Bay CA) are what the old people in my choir call the "skinny brims", which I just found out are trilbys. Then people think you are a mod. If I was bald, I'd go Brazilian and shave it all off - in my opinion, a hat calls attention to the fact that you are hiding your baldness more…

I will NOT have you degrade the IRS records logo like that.

It's in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations.

Yeah, he is a minor deity up here, probably because a lot of people in tech are borderline Aspergers. To me,he made every wrong turn you can make in what is really important in life: work and product over treating people well, disown your ex-wife and say the baby isn't yours, get cancer and think a bunch of new age…

LIked for the term 'gaffled'. I never been gaffled like that, I used to do the gafflin!

Sadly, I figure he's with his grandpa, watching Gophers games.

How is the Sixth Sikh's Sheep NOW???!?!?

I'm cooperatin' here!

Have a hot towel.