I <3 the new AV club
But I hate emoticons.

i'll fail you the fail I fail a few fails.

It sounds an awful lot like The Mist.

The Ring, hands down, scared me more than any other movie. I played with my cell phone the entire time in the theater, just to get some light. Later, watching it on DVD, it scared me just as much. Seriously, knowing what was happening did nothing to kill the feeling of dread in that movie.
There are typically "Safe"…

Wait. My wife swears all blowjobs include gagging and spitting.

You only fail if you do not try. —me
Fail you do, if try you do not. —Yoda

He's not fella guy, your.

fuck you marla, you fuckin' tourist!

drugs are bad, mmkay?

I didn't get to see the Jolly Green Giants. They were just finishing up. In general, it was a tough night. Everyone was kung fu fighting. *wince*

worst concert ever…
The Shitty Beatles. It was NOT just a clever name.

Anyone remember the SNL skit with Amy Pohler? She is pregnant in her butt, and they are having a baby shower, and her family keeps whispering to each other "how to you get pregnant in the butt"? And its this big running gag. Anal Sex is hilarious 98% of the time.