When you get there, play that "There's A Woman Waiting For Me At The Waffle House" song eight times in a row. Make eyes at your server. Order coffee only. Refuse to relocate from the booth to the counter. Pretend to talk on your cell phone. Hold your place with a big tote bag while you run to the bathroom. …

You are a grown retard or something.

The love of wrasslin' makes the ICP totally intelligible to me.

AVC: The film is rooted in the culture and the language of the Upper Peninsula. Did you worry that it would limit your appeal?
JD: I don't care.

I've been and I enjoyed it! Then again, I had friends in high school and we've stayed in touch. Communication is the key. Communication and being the irresponsible bachelor friend.

Floss Gordon!

He was great in Joe. I'll always remember him for that too.

Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
If you got a big ***, let me search you
And find out how hard I gotta work you
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
[backwards 2X]

Years ago, this planet was a veritable paradise. But Wang, a maniacal botanist whose organ was devoured by a crazed Penis Flytrap, could not tolerate the existence of so much pleasure, and so, banding together an army of the impotent and frustrated, and armed with a small but effective sex ray, plunged my palace into…

Spitter of Truth is gaming the thread. Why not recommend Romance as a date movie?

Thanks for teaching me a new French term!

She's good enough for this shit!

My masculinity is doe-eyed and loving in the street, irate and rutting in the bed.

These movies are OK. If this is a B- on the B movie scale, then It's maybe a little better than the second and third entries. Hit the notes: Milla sweats and shoots; somebody fucks up and opens the zombie door; somebody gets fucked over by the Man…Secret success.

It's true. Her cooch is brighter than a thousand suns.

No one cares, fortunately.

If she ate her way through to Bolivia, she'd've started on the bottom of the Arabian Sea.

But the cat's OK, right?

Then you don't know either of them that well.

Scumdogs is a close second. Hell-O is their most humorous album, though.