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Where I come from, we don't call it a "rake".

I've actually got a rip-off of this movie on VHS called NIGHT BEAST, which in turn is supposed to be a remake of a1976 film THE ALIEN FACTOR. Aren't these 'humanoid alien on the hunt movies' just THE BLOB on a budget? Not that I'm knocking them.

What a weird sounding channel. I wish I had it.

If you enjoyed that, then you'll probably enjoy Troma's WAITRESS!

I decided to embrace middle age a few months ago. I figure if I'm afraid of dying, I'll workout when I used to go to bars.

You are excluded from chicken cutlet night.

That's a good story. Let's ask Elvira about that sometime.

I'll love the Jews, but I won't give Israel any more passes.

What about an Atomic Piledriver?

Well, these movies caused me to develop an inner labia, clitoris and outer labia.

Rock Quarry: that would've been before the commercial break.

They gotta be funny first and last. Superbad is funny. Knocked up, less so. Pineapple express, I don't know.

The original Blob or the 80's remake? Both are worthy of Smithsonian preservation.

Absolutely no way in hell am I clicking on that link.

Don't do it. Opt out of this universe and start a parallel one.

Oscar Leroy, I'm glad you asked that question!

The point being that drunken Mel Gibson is sober Jim DeMint.

It's the same reason I avoid rewatching That Darn Cat and The Boatnicks.

Put Tim Conway in the Don Knotts role, for goodness sake.

No, YOU'RE gonna be SURPRISED, pal.