WHOOPIE!!!!

Seppuku isn't culturally appropriate. Go to Koreatown and insistently praise Japan to everyone you see. You may get the death you desire.

I've never seen it, but I wouldn't be opposed to seeing it. Essentially, its a shorter cut, with a few extra gore shots thrown in and some character stuff thrown out. Or so it is said.

Yes, Blood and Black Lace.

You're no Walter Winchell.

If I had my way, every video on YouTube would just be Nicholas Cage and Craig Ferguson tradin' punches to the nuts.

They could've closed with the "Buh-bye" skit after the credits!

Skip Stephenson never got his due, either.

-Whatta ya say we get a GOOD BUZZ on RIGHT NOW?! Eh, Kemosabe?

Suggested gallos:

You might be thinking of Argento's cut of Romero's Dawn of the Dead, which was released as ZOMBI in Italy with a Goblin soundtrack.

Jenny Lind me your ear!

I like the bit where Elaine says, "Can I get anything else for you Jerry?" and Jerry says "Yes, I would like some of that ass."

My favorite is Daffy Duck vs Peter Lorre in "Birth of a Notion".

GhaleonQ is a RACIST! But he wants to have a conversation about it.

How's your health insurance? If you're in prison, then its pretty bad. I recommend abstinence and conversion to Islam.

…which, during the day, is a children's network.

He fixes the cable?

If they haven't done it already, the AV taste testers should go for chitlins. Don't cook it indoors though, at least not in the office. People will riot, people who are closeminded about eating hog guts.

I like how Dragnet got all the kids off drugs and poop.