I say bring Rip back for "Old Walt".

Rip Torn has played Walt Whitman TWICE.

DON'T
DON'T

First of all, I can't believe you didn't make an American History X joke.

How about: Life And Love In A Petri Dish? 145 minutes of yeast reproduction under a microscope, accompanied by the sound track to Forbidden Planet?

Saw the George C. Scott "Changeling" recently. That was good.

If women are sending naked pictures to the credit report dot com guy, are they also sending naked pictures to the pets dot com puppet?

Its possible there were many many drunken variations.

Didn't mean to be rude.

I can't find the image now, but the Glasgow's People's Palace (local museum) had an installation called "A Guid Night In" featuring a potbellied, balding dummy in a beater seated before a T.V. with a 6 of Tennants and a pack of crips by his side.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I had 5 pints. I was the weakling. The Scots had 9 pints.

Its that Tijuana accent.

The A.V. Club covers project needs Joan Armatrading's "(I Love It When You) Call Me Names".

Irn Bru is vile.

THUNDERBIRD

Yes, but not the way you do it, standing up.

No dice.

1) "Har" is for the endless chuckles.
2) The presence of Asia Carrera is necessary so to ensure no favoritism toward Tia Carrera.

Spectreman!