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Why? For being paid to be an idiot on TV?

Did you know that Travis Alexander - the guy who was murdered by his psycho girlfriend, Jodi Arias (it's the biggest trial in the country right now if you aren't familiar) - was nicknamed "T-Dog" (though with one "g" unfortunately) … And he was white which just proves that there's nothing racist about the moniker,

Why the hell didn't Rick just blast the governor in the face when he had him alone in a room AT GUN POINT… He could have done it before the others showed up- and without leadership - clueless Martinez and subordinate Milton would have hailed Rick the new "Governor" of Woodbury

How can you be sick of it? This is only the 2nd time they've done it… Perhaps it's not that you're sick of it, but rather you just don't like it, period… Which is ok … Maine Justice isn't for everyone … I, for one, can't get enough of it - though I'm sure it will be beaten into the ground eventually… I'm glad they

Doobieslam … You obviously aren't familiar with ZMF… You lose, noob

FCC Rules: Andrea's ass= too offensive for television… Make sure it's covered up in the shadows. We can't have the kids seeing that - they'll be traumatized for life like those poor kids who have access to Lena Dunham on HBO……. Curb stomping a zombie= perfectly fine… In fact, make sure you don't cut away when it's

Boom! Bang! Zing! You are the winner of this message board tonight, uselessbeauty!

So this grade isn't AV Club canon? Will TVDW's real grade be revealed anyway?

Except Carol's one of the few remaining characters from the first season… The writers have wiped out more than the standard share of main characters- which makes sense given the world they live in .. But we don't want them to go too crazy otherwise we'll be left with only Rick, Carl and Andrea (barf) … Probably the

Ya… First she's going for pre-pubescent boys… And now she's going after their middle aged fathers … Gotta find this bitch one of the few surviving therapists

Ya agreed… His white friend will be pissed that Rick turned him away- so he'll go to kill Rick, only to be killed by the heroic, lovable Tyrese just in time… Aka the EXACT same way the last black dude was able to get into the group … Then Tyrese Wise will give little Carl a heart to heart about the dangers of gang

I don't know… I'm a recovering heroin addict - from ages 18-26… With some breaks in between… I'm 28 now and I haven't touched the stuff in over two years and for the first time in my life, I don't have the desire to… And I still drink a few times a week and occasionally do other non-opiate drugs and I didn't use rehab

Or… Drew Weiner … The heroin isn't heroin or an opioid at all - Heroin diluted with, or almost completely quinine is popular with scam artist dealers and is sometimes fatal… I believe there was a report done that showed most OD's were not from heroin but from the cut … If you give a junkie with a healthy addiction

E.Buzz Miller fails at life

Thank you for that, Kevin's voiceover from the Wonder Years

Actually, heroin is most commonly snorted especially on the east coast where the brand of "China White" is available in powdered form… On the west coast, heroin is most commonly smoked as the sticky black substance from Mexican known as "Black tar" is primarily found … Shooting it is usually the result of long term

Ya it turned into a game of "how many controversial things can Jessa say at dinner?" Once she realized she wasn't well received by the mother, while the father was loving every second of it … This was one of my favorites of the entire series- and I'm actually excited for the next episode now in a way that I'd be

And JT Dolan… And Adriana indirectly

Unless she was just talking about the sad reality of the toll that extreme aging takes on the human anatomy

Sorry to tell you this then, Ben Folds… But SPOILER!!!! Hannah discovers that Shoshanna has been working for the Feds this entire time and has her whacked :(