I hope that isn't Al-Queda at the door!

Wait a minute
Doesn't Liberia have some astronomical inflation rate? It will probably be worth 20 cents by the end of the year!

Red Bull & Drank
This isthe legal badly tasting version of a speedball. I wouldn't be surprised to see it on some menu with Grain Alcohol!!

It is definitely Beauty Season…Missing Top Model was Amelie's namage!

So now I know…
…how many people it takes to produce a steaming pile,m based on her "team" on stage. On second thought, they were probably her hair and makeup "team"!

Maybe Victoria's Secret could settle this by giving her a bra…oh wait, that might be asking for another suit!

OOPS
Er…I meant PAID, i'm an idiot. Disregard previous statement!

Lest they forget
Best Day Ever that has died on the table after about 3 weeks. Last night I noticed that my TV didn't make a large sucking sound at 10pm, RELIEF!!!! Just k knowing that it was on was hurting my soul.

Where?
Are the definitions for ill? and dank? That's Lame!

Where?

What If?
What if the show is just some pilled-up dream being had by Jack?

Darn…
At the beginning of the article, I thought that Fox had come up with some kind of glory hole game! Now that would be a hit…this is just idiots in more protective gear than an 8 year old skater! I yearn for the simpler times of Joe Millionaire!

Painless
That was nothing compared to the spectacle that was the New Kids on the Block singing in the downpour last week. My gosh were they more awful than I remember. They didn't even have the decency to lip-sync. I sure wished those old man dance moves landed one of them in traction.