I've got 151 problems but a bitch isn't one (Gen 1 joke)

he has a point

THOSE DOORS ARE AN ENTICING MENACE

Um…did Google just call me a wuss?

I don't think I've seen a Segway in use in about a decade…

could I get a language of origin?

I'm guessing you're a Tumblr fan

sex, right? you'd let him do sex

having an Achewood night, are we? been there

Lack of opportunity or lack of women interested in the field? Is there any way to know for sure?

he would be most likely to choose attractive women because they are the most desired for snogging!

Ha ha! You liked the Simpsons? Me too!!

like Juno

who's Mumble Corey?

have you eaten any Beets lately?

[Madam Curie joke]

I think anything sexual involving a Frenchman is technically gay

uh-huh, now toss in some issue numbers so i can finish this

that's funny because you usually have to pay extra for that

"involuntary sex" seems unnecessarily euphimistic