I'm nearly certain that the past tense version of "hang," when referring to hanging from a noose, is "hanged."

EVERYONE GOOGLE THIS

(scott tenorman reference)

he played guitar slightly differently from how the other guitar players were playing their guitars

ha ha "erect"

Bob's Burritos

I must have really not been paying attention because I honestly don't remember an Asian character being in this movie

But then it's just a show about three straight guys who live together. Basically Workaholics.

The referenced Fresh Prince moment was an absolutely EPIC performance by Smith

"As a Full Houseian"

with a different, longer and later age range

You really don't, though.

"i'm thor3 to hear that"

Honestly, Fantastic Four is a very 1950s story, magical cosmic rays and all. They need to either embrace that wholly or make an in-name-only version.

My burnout unfortunately happened around the same time, so I didn't even get to really enjoy The Avengers

You've heard the expression, "let's get busy"? Well, this is a superhero movie that gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.

Will Shatner or Patrick Stewart for Reed Richards?

"Fantastic This-many" (holds up four fingers)

They should try a female The Thing.

I think female characters are actually more likely to be rebooted to keep them in the optimal "fuckable" age range for the type of young people the studios most want to attract.