I thought it could use fewer violent sex scenes

"Believing he is responsible for his girlfriend Jane's death by overdose, Jesse goes to some godless hippie rehab center. Naturally, he is still unable to forgive himself."

@avclub-110adfe7c2182601164ef268d64fbfe5:disqus if it was me, I would have had the original actors stage the alternate ending and sneak a recording of it onto her DVR

High five to all of us. These lines are making me laugh way more than they should.

"My name is ASAC Schrader and you can go fuck yourself, and then me repeatedly"

this is my favorite joke so far

aw, I guess it's true; anything's cute when a penguin does it

"Welcome to my territory!"

so I was half right with "pelican"

because all Mexicans look like drug dealers to us

for the insurance, yes. See "Breaking Good" from Channel 101

I don't even know what to say about Hank

in one scene we discover that Pedro Laco is, inexplicably, a concert-level maraca player

and then they just keep remaking it further and further south until Tuco's cousins are penguins

is "peligro" spanish for "the one who knocks"? I always thought it meant "pelican"

Who Shot Mr. Burns

Rich Texan

Patty.

Well, we've never seen him actually die, have we?

This would make sense to me