you're out of the band

Really? Why would they put in ads for the show when the app itself is already essentially an ad for the show?

Remember when people waited to see if something was successful before making sequels to it?

The girl in that band really was cute.

I'm making a conscious choice not to make a joke about the phrase "Sandy Hookers."

Does anybody think there's a chance that Jonas Sr. beating up the kidnappers was an ill-conceived attempt at being a good father rather than a matter of machismo?

Acts of violence against non-Americans don't turn Sandy Hook into just a minor incidence of "some lilly white upper class kids getting mowed down."

So what you're saying is that guns are just too inherently, inescapably badass to be portrayed as anything but badass.

I would be in favor of any candidate proposing strict gum control. It sounds gross, it looks gross, and it's constantly stuck under tables.

The first film certainly wasn't anti-violence in any way or to any degree, whatsoever. Lots of people lately misunderstanding (perhaps intentionally) the meaning of the word "satire."

Yeah, this is pretty blatantly racist, dude.

I actually do get confused about which speech bubbles to read first. The rules there seem to be a bit more complicated than you'd think.

"They said he was some kind of scientist…"

@avclub-c1fd95299ad8d022093c50740184a3be:disqus Really impressive that you had the foresight to call yourself "teenage_project_badass" in the earlier years, in preparation for the day that you would eventually become just "project_badass" and, finally, "senile_project_badass."

It's true, then. Some men just like to watch the world burn.

and I thought…they smelled bad……on the outside!

This thread has quickly become one of my favorites in the history of my residency here on AVClub.

What one man does in the privacy of his own robotic rhino orifice is really none of our concern

K. Thrace,
When used to block the sun, I think an umbrella is technically called a "parasol," although we would also have accepted "portable vagina*."

@avclub-d4ab2732ed8ac6a4b2d9734cf4c851d2:disqus Would you agree that it basically came out of nowhere, though?