Katey
What are you telling me for?

Baio is Okay-o
And to think I spent all this time envying Brad Pitt and George Clooney.

How many variations are there?
Isn't it fucked up that there is a television show devoted to fictional sex crimes?

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humble public servant, I bet you're really stammer.

doucheAbag (doosh'bAg')
I thought everybody was over that whole ending a sentence with a preposition thing. But then, you dropped a couple word-a-days in that post, so you're more special than most.

The very definition of soft racism.
Of course race factors in. Somehow the Academy Awards instituted affirmative action only a few years ago. Remember all that embarrassing self-congratulation that the Hollywood community partook in after they gave Halle Berry the Oscar she so richly undeserved?

Eh?
What are the action bad guy roles that Gary Oldman is intent on taking?

With cheese.
No put-down, just a lame reference that anybody who isn't sitting around in pajamas being fat and eating Ben & Jerry's straight out of the carton, too invested in TV shows and wondering why the husband won't touch her probably won't get.

Kill fatties.
BWAH! YOU OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD! SQUEE! HOYAY!

New and improved! With 100% less scares and subtext!
As a big fan of the original, I felt obligated to see this prize. A couple of spoiler-free thoughts:

Er…
Everybody going out of their way to like 'Dreamgirls' and elevate this mediocrity into Best Picture candidate smacks of more 50-years-too-late Academy Award Affirmative Action to me.

Eh?
Add me to the 'Hitcher' fan club. The unstoppable serial killer as exhausted, dispirited depressive was brilliant characterization on Hauer's part, something I doubt Bean even approaches here. (Why is he even in this?) It says it all that the disturbing station-wagon-slaughter bit is reduced to sting-scare…

Eh?
Who's complaining, davebag? Besides decal_12, I mean.