I WANT HULK HOGAN TO BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH IRON MAN SO THAT THEY CAN SAVE THE WORLD FROM BAD GUYS AND MEAN PEOPLE.

I TOOK MY GRANDMA TO MCDONALDS BECAUSE IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY. I TOLD HER SHE COULD GET ANYTHING SHE WANTED TO EAT, BECAUSE IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY!

IF YOU'RE GONNA EAT CHOCOLATE YOU SHOULD EAT A HERSHEY BAR BECAUSE THAT IS THE BEST CHOCOLATE.

MY DAD WON'T LET ME GO IN THE GARAGE UNLESS HE'S WITH ME BECAUSE HE SAYS THERE'S STUFF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF WITH.

APPLES!
APPLES!

MILEY CYRUS IS MY GIRLFRIEND.

APPLES.
APPLES!

I LOVE EVERYBODY BECAUSE JESUS SAYS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO. EVEN KIRK CAMERON AFTER HE STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND MILEY CYRUS.

IS SHE MAKING ME PANCAKES?

I AM NOT A RETARD! I AM SPECIAL!

EVERY CHRISTMAS SANTA EATS A WHOLE PLATE OF COOKIES.

I LIKE THAT YAKKETY SAX!

IT IS ONE OF THE SPECIAL CAMPING TRIPS I TAKE WITH FATHER O'FLANNIGAN AND AM NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT.

KIRK CAMERON STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND MILEY CYRUS!

I GET TO PLAY HULK HOGAN.

I WISH I COULD TURN MYSELF INTO A BIKE. I WOULD GO REAL FAST.

THIS WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!

I LIKE FUN BAGS.

SOMETIMES MY POOP SMELLS LIKE ROAST BEEF AND GRAVY.

FATHER O'FLANNIGAN IS TAKING ME ON A SPECIAL PRIVATE CAMPING TRIP TOMORROW NIGHT. I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT IT.