That would be Michael Crichton, but he's dead.

Wow! A reference to Paul Reubens on a Cheech & Chong album. I only know that because my dad would constantly quote it.

It's ADAM and EVE, not ADAM and GORT

"Bullwinkle Ventura and Zeus Treaty"

I wrote a movie about a boy that just hangs around at his shitty job in the course of one day.

The robot is female?

Not even the robot?

Oh, Twtitter. Of course. Everything is of value there.

*Donald Trump stands up first and has Drago killed*

Why? It was another version of Parapa the Rapper?

*Bernie Sanders stands up first and loudly applauds*

Interesting, because I don't recall fanfiction.net ever carrying advertising. No one was making money off it.

Got to move quick with a Frank Stallone.

BIG RED NO, as cited in the US Supreme Court case of O'Neal v. Nabin

Alls I can say, is have the court make this guy pay the legal costs for wasting everyone's time with this.

"Sunset District………shit, I'm still here."

Took me a few minutes but then I got it.

Oh, that's getting an NC-17.

Ehhh, fuck him anyway

Ted Cruz? What about him?