This might be the best thing ever…no, it IS the best thing ever.

Awesome choice on Finn bros. Neil Finn is my favorite musician. I became a dad 6 yrs ago and man, the first time i heard " Lullaby Requiem " post daughter birth i cried like a baby. Cuz it's a beautiful song & i'm pretty sure i had crazy sympathy hormones for my  wife. Certain songs hit you in all new ways after…

The sons got fired too?

Rex Ryan.

Nicely done.

Manly and fruity - rocks glass - 3 ice cubes - 1 part your fav whiskey - 2 parts San Pelligrino blood orange soda.  Good stuff.

Luckily she has a mexican blade runner for protection. Good luck.

Correct!!

Nope…just bad.

" Machete don't hatchet "

We could get him to " first " on an AV Club thread…that would do it.

This is one of the best things ever written. No snark. Love it.

Will my weiner be able to dunk a basketball??

Nailed it!!

Also, National Geographic.

(Don"t) Stop it…that's not very nice.

Trilogy of Terror anyone??

No snark….funniest comment i've read this year…i literally can't stop giggling. Awesome.

Maybe to his 1st wife.

Thank you….i literally cannot stop laughing at this.