The Bugle
I hope John Oliver is in this.

I'm liking this
I really enjoyed Band of Brothers and I'm starting to love The Pacific. My only issue is telling the men apart. I can only really distinguish Leckie. White guys all look the same to me. Hopefully this will change, I had the same problem with BOB.

I'll take care of your pets.

Penis? Is penis what you meant?

It made me want to ride in the passenger seat of a car with my feet out the window.

Annnddd Zack Handlen already covered that. But still. I'm bringing the Wes Anderson angle into this.

I don't know about food
But after watching any Wes Anderson movie I need a smoke. Particularly The Darjeeling Limited.

I'll be sending her a rape horn

We shan't be telling mother about this, shan't we?

I implore all of you
to look at this picture.

I generally like Scorsese but this doesn't look so great. The kind of movie where at the end it turns out to be all in his head. He was a patient all along! Seriously though, I bet that's how it ends.

Sometimes
I feel like the only person in the world who doesn't totally hate her. I don't know what's wrong with me.

Spoilers!

Is that located in the penis region?

WHAT HAPPENED TO PRISON WINE

On another related note, it's getting easier and easier spotting Rabin articles based on the headlines.

Dear Louise, that's what I meant to sound like, if I could write above the level of a tenth grader.

I went to a Patton Oswalt show last week and he started by suggesting that if anyone is thinking about suicide, to please consider going to a terrible concert, with a gun and right after the shitty band says "We love you Boston, goodnight!" to shoot yourself in the head. It would either stop the band from making…

Sorry, nothing I just said made any kind of sense. I lose all eloquence when I'm exhausted.

I knew several people who killed themselves, all in high school. I feel like I'll never be able to understand how profoundly sad one would have to be to do something like that. It's very easy to say that it's selfish when it's near impossible to comprehend what kind of pain they were going through.