What a cunt, amirite?

DAS RACIST

Inappropriate?
I want (and miss) Chang's banana ketchup.

IT WASN'T FUNNY

I enjoyed the music, in an ironic sort of way.

I HOPE YOU'RE WRITING IN CAPS TO MEMORIALIZE THE LATE AND GREAT BILLY MAYS, SIR.

I think he's doing the Christian Bale Batman voice put through a fine sieve.

NO ME GUSTA
He also doesn't get how shit the dialogue was in Vicky Christina Barcelona was. I mean jesus christ, I had to turn it off.

Well that's just clever.

eh, not your best. B

As a Jew…
may I just say that I have an unhealthy obsession with all things bacon related/infused/slathered. Thank you Taste Test.

Last night I dreamt that there was a user named Oprah's Minge and I felt like such a douche. I CAN BREATHE EASY AGAIN.

COLOR ME INTRIGUED

OH I SEE WHAT YOU HAD DID DR. MANHATTAN

When I was but a young child…
I saw the Andre the Giant stickers around town and was convinced it had to do with a cult. The whole OBEY thing terrified me. Also worth noting what a pansy I apparently was.

A more perfect description has never been written.

A romantic candlelit chicken in a can dinner if you will? You will.

i only eat death rain chips, because i'd like to think there's a little bit of ZMF in me.

I'm stern but fair.

Hmm
Since Blang did such a disgusting feat that would make Chang proud, I'll maybe give him a chance. MAYBE.