To be fair, it was a lot more complicated than that.

To be fair, it was a lot more complicated than that.

If this movie doesn't end with the Mandarin summoning Fin Fang Foom from his ancient slumber beneath the Great Wall of China, I'm asking for my money back.

If this movie doesn't end with the Mandarin summoning Fin Fang Foom from his ancient slumber beneath the Great Wall of China, I'm asking for my money back.

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Yes. Start here: http://www.amazon.com/Invin…

I will never get tired of Ass Dan.

I will never get tired of Ass Dan.

Why does nobody understand that Alice in Wonderland isn't a thrilling adventure story? It's satire.

Why does nobody understand that Alice in Wonderland isn't a thrilling adventure story? It's satire.

Chief?

Chief?

Janet Pym? Where?

Janet Pym? Where?

But what about Tom Waits? How much Waits do we get in this movie?

But what about Tom Waits? How much Waits do we get in this movie?

I get the feeling that Annie is going to continue to be criminally underused.

I get the feeling that Annie is going to continue to be criminally underused.

I swear, I will never understand why people love this show.

I swear, I will never understand why people love this show.