I didn't miss this episode!

HE'LL WEAR HIMSELF OUT!
HE'LL WEAR HIMSELF OUT!
YOU EVER KILL A PERCH?

It's also up for free on Amazon Instant Video! You have to actively avoid not watching it at this point!

Did you know the whole series is on Netflix Instant Watch? You should get on that!

You know her name in this is Melanie Stryder, right?

I hope you're joking, because Wikipedia tells me they were married for 21 years and had six children together. She was only kept confined for the last four years of their marriage because she was mentally ill.

Twilight in the Future with Bows and Arrows and Without Vampires but Also With an Oppressive Government and Really the Only Similarity is That They Both Have a Female Lead and a Kind of Love Triangle

Every time I see Ubu on screen, I think, "Sit, Ubu, sit! Good dog!"

I'm so tired of media that uses "science" to explain old myths and legends. The whole reason I like old myths and legends is the mystery and dream-logic they operate under! I'm about ready to just give up on this show.

How can Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter be a sequel? It takes place in the past!

if you think Rooney Mara is ugly, you might be setting your standards a little high.

I have a lot of respect for the value of knifing the English.

Before I saw this movie, I was a dumb little teenager who thought black and white movies were boring.

This is not a comment.

"startling"?

For my RECORDS!!!

You could make a good movie out of just about any dumb concept, really.

Tugg could be a drink, like milk and vodka.

I'm not sure what possible connection to 300 you're seeing there, except that there is a shirtless man involved.

I'm not sure I'm exactly excited for it, but that green guy has about as much resemblance to Jar Jar Binks as an elephant does to a duck.