I was all set to enjoy this show in spite of its stupid premise, but I just cannot stand Justin Long. That dude is perpetually fifteen. Get a haircut, hippie!

I don't like what DC has become under DiDio and Johns. So many embarrassing comics like Cry For Justice, Rise of Arsenal, Batman: The Widening Gyre and Batman: Odyssey have gotten published under their watch. I love Superman and Batman, but these days Marvel is just putting out a much better product, without needing…

That trailer had some really striking images, and a fantastic cover of Immigrant Song.  It also came out three months ago.

Excellent, a Rise of the Apes joke three weeks after the movie came out.

I have no idea. It's like Amelie saw thirty seconds of her being interviewed and thought, "She is WAY too cheerful."

I'm going to close this window and forget this ever happened.

O'Neal's prose continues to outshine all other celebrity news journalists.

DO YOU HAVE A COMRADE?

If any Kardashian or Jersey Shore cast member were to be given a star on Hollywood Boulevard, I'd be compelled to purchase a pickaxe and a plane ticket.

There hasn't been a Fred Willard Random Roles, has there? Because that would be amazing.

It's funny that DB Cooper is possibly the most famous person to ever come out of Oregon.

Wait

Instead of a host, just have Morgan Freeman narrate the whole thing.

CIRCULAR TIME IS A LIE TIME CUBE REVEALS TRUTH 24 HOUR DAY = IMAGINARY CUBED EARTH ROTATION

This movie is going to be fantastic.

I'd trust Morgan Freeman with my life. That velvet voice of his is hypnotic.

Not just a little bit, Chubs.

And the news media ignores the pressing issues of today!
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You know, I think having Joss Whedon write an episode of Glee could be pretty great, considering his penchant for musicals.

Tarantino is a fantastic director, shut your mouth.