How will the hammer action compare
with Oldboy?

but… Gwenyth Paltrow isn't in this movie?

You have to love a guy
who makes "being badass" a contractual obligation.

The thing is, he didn't put any words on those signs. The letterer did. But people are defensive about criticizing the Tea Party because they actually have quite a bit of clout at the moment.

He thought Simon's name was Barry. Or he thought it was funny to act like he thought Simon's name was Barry.

Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew was a superhero spoof comic for kids, yeah.

I love Squirrel Girl.
She's got Silver Age sensibilities in the modern age. Plus, besides Doctor Doom, she also once defeated Thanos the Mad Titan (thankfully Uatu the Watcher was on hand to confirm that she defeated the actual Thanos, and not a robot, clone, or alternate universe double).

You're either thinking of Ultimate Hank Pym (who is much less abusive since his wife died), or that time back in the 80s when Hank Pym had some pretty bad mental issues and slapped his wife around because of them.

How does Two and a Half Men keep getting nominated?
I don't understand. Why does God allow this?

You forgot Death Proof: Has to keep a creepy hillbilly company while her friends go on a joyride.

"But you know what?"
"This has become a world with no integrity."
"What are you talking about?"
"Everyone's putting a lid on something that smells."
"Yeah?"
"And we let it happen."
"Could you tell me what you're talking about?"
"The world. What's going on in the world. With all these lids, the world is going to be buried in…

Jake's got poo brain!

I miss Sym-Bionic Titan
I hate you, Cartoon Network. Now put SBT on DVD so I can give you money for it.

I'm still baffled as to why they only had her in about three episodes of P&R and then dropped her. She deserves better!

Yeah, that one threw me for a loop.

Well it hurth.

Plugging your web site in the comments section of other websites, huh? Cool, cool.

On the plus side
this looks like there won't be a lot of patented Frank Miller misogyny in it. Unless it turns out that al Qaeda secretly keeps a stable of prostitutes.

"Knocks over the political zeitgeist's slurpee and asks it what it plans to do about it"
"Cuts the brakes on the political zeitgeist's car and watches the mayhem"
"Pirates the new Song of Ice and Fire novel off the internet and spoils the ending for the political zeitgeist"

You are like the buzzing of flies to him!