The Pirates of the Caribbean sequel
looks like it might actually be good. Better than At World's End, at least. They jettisoned the dead wood from the original trilogy and the story is apparently adapted from a pretty good pirate novel.

X-Men
Spider-Man
Superman
The Land Before Time

I vote in these every year.
I don't even know why. I just like voting I guess!

That reminds me, why didn't Superman run for President against Lex Luthor that one time that Lex became President?

Jimmy Olsen is one of the greatest characters in comic books. What is wrong with you??

Technically, Cap was never dead! He had only become unstuck in time as a result of being shot with time bullets.

The future's so bright I have to wear shades.

A man who uses Hunt's is no better than a dog. A man like that probably uses a plastic spork when he thinks no one's looking.

The advance reviews I've been reading have been really positive, too! I'm really looking forward to seeing Thor.

Whaaaaaat
How is Thor more unbearable to you than Disney's Prom? It's just a movie about a viking god who turns into a superhero. Do you just hate vikings, or do you have some deeply unpleasant psychological association with Adventures in Babysitting?

I wonder if he would mind if I balance this glass of milk where his visitor friend accidentally was killed?

Is it the Red Hood?

Sorry Fluttershy, but Silver was never a pegasus. Don't you think Applejack would be better for the part?

Stranger Than Fiction really is the best movie I think Will Ferrell's ever been in. It's fantastic.

I don't think that is a sufficient excuse, especially if you set it with her as a young FBI agent like Rob Thomas wanted to do.

Why AREN'T they making a Veronica Mars movie??

Oh hey, a dude on the internet calling an extremely attractive woman ugly. That's new and interesting.

I don't remember any of those movies having a bizarre lisping Dustin Hoffman in them, or lines that made me cringe. You sir, are a liar.

I don't think you know what a hipster is or have ever listened to a Bob Dylan album.

I feel his pain, as I specialize in out-of-culture advertising.