What a world we live in where someone can shit-talk Joe Cocker with impunity. In my day, that was a paddlin'.

"From the people who brought you Juno"?
They're really advertising "The Switch" like that? That's AMAZING. Here's what five minutes of IMDb detective work gave me on what "people" that would be:

Fake interest? Old Spice sales jumped 107% in the last month. IN ONE MONTH.

Not so much anti-yelling as one who believes in yelling. i.e., Commun-ist, Marx-ist, etc.

The Old Spice Guy = The Dell Dude? Really?
Anyone who's not a friend of Isaiah Mustafa is no friend of mine.

Man, I need to get this album.
It sounds absolutely amazing. Your write up really brings the poignancy.

This commercial has been on the air for two months now.
Seriously, Hater. Is it just a slow hating day or are you just getting a little lazy? Too lazy to do your research and find out that Android is a legitimate smartphone OS and not a "fake iPhone", apparently.

A "calculated cash-in"?
I dunno, I have a hard time seeing Disney doing a fairy tale film as a cash in on anything, considering that's been their forte for the last seventy years. What was Chicken Little, then? A cash-out?

I agree wholeheartedly. Speed Racer is made out of pure joy and adrenaline. I love it so much.

I don't get it.
You know, sometimes you jump the gun on the hateration. I'm pretty sure they were saying that learning martial arts is what got the kid to act more disciplined, not being in a movie.

I don't know, but…
I'm pretty sure a snood is what one would knit from the beautiful tufts of the truffula tree.

I can't believe it
sometimes I think I must be the only person in America who watched Kidnapped.

Let me tell you a story.
There was a dream once that was Hulu. You could only whisper it, it was so fragile. Any more than a whisper and it would vanish.

You just about had me.
Right up until you referred to Donnie Darko as a "superior film".

Are you sure this stars Tracy Morgan?
And not Tracy Jordan? Did he maybe write the script in his sleep and hire an animation company to make it?

Regina Spektor is amazing
She writes some of the most interesting music out there today. You can hear her just having fun with the music she makes, which makes it fun to listen to as well.