Damn that monkey's paw!

Best. Movie. Ever.

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5:3 "this is why I drink" beats "lol".

I've seen them all, and that is basically my take. The plotting was a mess, the cast changes and the unfocused stories that resulted were annoying, but the show is consistently funny.

Yeah, I do find myself appending "ha ha" to a lot of messages.

Like the poets of yore.

There is a difference between a complex thought and an unhinged rant. As someone who hates himself enough to argue with family members over text about politics, there are definitely times when a long message is called for.

I'm too cool to use emojis, there, I said it. Now that text messages don't have a character limit, I don't see a reason to not just use my words.

Meh, I quickly tired of "Dynasty Warriors".

Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.

Co-opting rebellion is so hot right now.

A few years ago I missed out on a promotion and immediately wondered where my last autosave was before catching myself.

*Breaking* Everything on whenever the fuck you feel like.

I've found them both pretty entertaining, although Diablo 3 is responsible for my not having finished "Rise" quite yet. I'd say your comparisons to Arkham and Far Cry 3 are fair, although Tomb Raider feels a lot more linear than either of those. Still, not to its detriment. I haven't had a Playstation in a couple…

Good to know, thanks.

Is that game worthwhile? Reviews seem mixed and the Xbox store never seems willing to drop the price to "meh, why not" territory.

Do you see a SIGN on my LAWN that says "dead muffin storage"!?

This game blows.

Good call.