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Damned straight.

Plus, isn't Batman the mayor of the night?

My dad says he has to look at other people to make sure he is clapping in rhythm. That seems like a straight-up disability for a Puerto Rican.

Ha, South Park did it.

We should be so lucky. I had other hobbies before following the news became a compulsion.

Exactly.

I had a professor in college who got in trouble because they found some on his computer. He denied all knowledge of it, the theory is that exceedingly clever pervs will stash this stuff on other people's hard drives, counting on everything always being connected to the internet to assure they have access. He was…

Chad knows what he did: http://www.theonion.com/art…

Yep. Robust in utero knowledge of underrated NBC sitcoms and related merchandise.

My first thought too.

What else would you do even with it?

I know what love feels like, Michael!

Charles Bradley sang as Krampus, and his delivery was so distinct that when he later showed up on Luke Cage I was like "hey, that's Krampus!"

Slavs were on Hitler's shit list too.

Fair enough.

He succeeded at not taking himself seriously in Tropic Thunder, but I agree that breezy charmer isn't his brand.

Half in the Bag spent a lot of time talking about how this movie seemed obviously made for an overseas market. They even suggested that a speech by Russel Crowe could be subtitled to describe the story having a region-specific origin.

Now I wanna hear Pence wearily say "…sex-lexia"

I think Artemis is my favorite second stringer on this show, she never fails to disappoint. Her monologue in "Who Pooped the Bed" is outstanding.