That's Tracy Jordan's signature move! The shirt thing, I mean.

Cameron Diaz. She was up in my locker.

You can say that again. What's the point of a bloated, runaway military budget if by all accounts they destroyed a number of Syrian planes I can count on a hand or two.

Yep. Quoth Honest Trailers, "this is either the awesomest stupid movie or the stupidest awesome movie."

I read somewhere recently, possible even here, that the only people Trump compliments are despots and sex criminals.

As fun as that would be, I'm sure Twitter leadership has an obligation to its shareholders, so, in the absence of a more compelling interest, letting him gas on is about all they can do. As much as I hate to say it, him being a huge dick isn't a compelling reason to ban him.

I did ROTC one year and they had us playing the opposing force who would ambush the juniors, who were the ones being evaluated. It was pretty messed up that they taught us how to booby trap our "corpses" with grenades, and where to position our tiny force. That grenade trick got them every time, IIRC the juniors…

Yeah, but they do make me feel a little better.

Personally, I thought Luke Cage was only OK. And now you know the rest of the story.

My favorite part is where he drags his kids into it. It would be really bad if they thought their father came off as some kinda rapist, better to just pay the money and hope it stays buried… for the kids.

Nope. Today while I was on the metro a guy walked by wearing a "Make American Great Again" hat. I booed at him through the open doors. I couldn't not do my part.

I can confirm that the conservative evangelical press shit an entire cottage worth of bricks.

"What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays?" is my internal monologue's go-to for pointless evil.

CELEBRITIES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

That right there. She seemed to think she was voting against Bill's infidelity. I've considered playing the "Access Hollywood" tape for her, but we still have to have a relationship, and I don't gain anything by reducing her to a smoking cinder.

A woman in my family seems pretty convinced that by voting for Trump she was voting against Bill. I don't get it, but there it is.

"I want you to rub butter on my foot. Pam, please. I have Country Crock."

I remember when El Dan jokes were Prison Wine jokes.

If this isn't about a character losing his humanity while being drawn deeper into obsession, then no sale.

I always thought Confederate uniforms had a certain snappy appeal.