Famous Original Pho.

Just as long as its not Chuck Lorre.

Everybody was kung-fu kampfing!

Deep.

*sleazy sax stinger*

I don't think "performative" means what you think it means.

Thanks!

I knew they were furry, have they always been so catlike?

Man, this is some irrelevant-ass shit right here. Box office or GTFO.

You never know with sharks, that's what makes them so scary.

Maybe it was just Nathans, but either way, their only significant achievement was naming an on-coming hurricane "Scrambles the Death Dealer."

80% of kids/end up turning into dirt ba-ags! will now be the soundtrack to the rest of my Monday.

I really wanted this to be a hilarious disaster. Nothing a stiff drink couldn't fix, I suppose.

Personally, I try to do my best to ignore the bakery that opened at the end of my block. They make lil bacon, egg and cheese breakfast sliders on pretzel bread. Ignoring them takes up a lot of mental real estate.

That's what she said!

That american missionary or whatever who got ebola has a great name, Dr. Kent Brantley.

Its all a rich tapestry.

Jack Squattery!

In one of the collections, Waterson talks about how tempting it must be to screw with your kids. I could see that. I especially appreciate that Calvin's dad is honest about Santa. He doesn't want cookies and milk, he would prefer a beer.

…too late.