I feel like that's a lot of the reason I wasn't a fan of Avatar. I play video games, so unless your bright, shiny sci-fi nonsense has a decent story, I'm not impressed.

It won't be in my top 10 'til they release that alternate audio track where LL Cool J raps all his dialog.

It might be me. I like to think I'm smart and don't go on many second dates.

Man, I was so pumped walking out of "Phantom Menace" all those years ago. I even thought that "Attack of the Clones" was good and convinced myself that episode one was an anomaly. I think its the gulf between my initial assessment and my later opinion of the movies that is the source of my sourness about this one.

Ha ha, well put. That's basically it, I'm not a little kid any more, so I won't just love whatever they put out there, and I would really rather not spend the next 10 years complaining, like I did with the prequels.

The last three were too shitty for me to bother with this one.

Does everyone taste pilsner as "wet dog" or is it just me?

But how do you feel about our insect overlords?

Showy with lots of screaming, but no permanent damage.

Yeah, I was satisfied assuming that all the mythology would come to nothing more than they are phenomenally successful and followed by death.

Squidbillies is criminally underrated.

I only became aware of this song upon reading an Onion article about an obtuse guy who avoids popular stuff.

I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

The first jet didn't fly till 1939.

I don't know, its been pretty entertaining to watch him flail lately.

Wow, "ranchsubstantiation." Well done.

It was technically and in-law, and they are Dutch. Something like 4th generation Americans and still somehow Dutch-er than all hell.

A family member recently pointed out that the flaw in "King Kong" is who the hell goes to an island populated by giant dinosaurs and brings back an ape? We've already got those.

God …damn it.

Yep, my inner 12 year old loved this movie, even if adult me was frustrated by the weak characters, etc.