The opposite occurred to me, that he was bringing all sorts of new things to bed, and she felt like she couldn't keep up. Of course, this is all conjecture.

Judges on TV are black, have you lost your mind?

If my lawyer girlfriend is an accurate depiction of a lawyer, most of what they seem to do is complain about having too much work.

you're out of your element, @TheGhostPirateLeChuck:disqus!

Mrs got promoted, but I was eating too much Wawa as it is.

Philly? Shit, they opened one in Orlando a few months before I moved away.

I found early season to have a lot in common with the old Hardy Boys from the 1940s, and enjoyed the twisted similarities. Never having seen "Jonny Quest" hasn't impacted my enjoyment of the show.

Disqus ate a bunch of my replies, so this time Im gonna say my answer is George Carlin doing "baseball vs football" and see if disqus likes that better.

Grah, Ive posted three times now and it doesn't show up. Short answer: Blazing Saddles.

I'm a man of simple taste, for laugh a minute stuff I like Blazing Saddles or Airplane! That being said, whoever mentioned that any time Jane Krakowski appears on 30 Rock is the funniest thing ever was right.

I'm a man of simple taste, in terms of laughs a minute I'm partial to stuff like Blazing Saddles or Airplane! That said, whoever here said that any time Jane Krakowski is on the screen in 30 Rock is the funniest moment ever was right.

Bart: Stampeding cattle.

My girlfriend and I are always asking each other how our showers went, and specifically if they were an hour long/were any guys present.

I'm not trolling, I just think its funny that "Fugees and Funnions" came around again. I'm always down for a little Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes, and most of what we do here is quote The Simpsons, so I'm obviously not opposed to reruns. Mostly I was just curious if anyone else remembered that skit being…

That's weird, I've been commenting here since before logging in was mandatory. I used to comment as plain old Landstander, till Disqus stopped letting me in. I switched it up some time ago because plain old lurking is no fun.

You guys already ran a column like this a few years ago. Its where I first watched "Fugees and Funnions."

You'd think if Seth Macfarlane could see so far into the future, he would just play the lotto.

Straight outta the Heritage Foundation! Somehow it sounded tougher in my head.

No, no, The A.V. Club has not disbanded!

Yeah, at this point I'm so invested that just the sight of a new name in the staff would result in me breaking out the pitchforks and torches. I'm on board, you crazy bastards, don't rock the boat!