We can't stop him, he has tenure.

I seem to recall an interview where Bryson admitted that most of the biting remarks he dispenses are, in fact, politely muttered.

Archie comics are like the American equivalent of the Shipping Forecast in Britain; you may never make use of them, but it is vaguely comforting to know that they still exist.

WHOOOO'S behind that giant stack of presents?

Didn't I see you at the Olympics?

Samantha has a point about how GTA and its ilk should encourage the inner id (especially through Trevor in this case). This is as opposed to GTA IV, when I watched the credits roll and thought, "You know what? I'm going to give up my wicked ways. I'll get a straight job, help out in a soup kitchen, and rebuild my…

Let's see them do a Samuel Beckett parody on Dora the Explorer!

"It's a laugh, innit?"

Don't be impertinent, Vyvyan!

Time does terrible things to men. First, watch this clip from The Young Ones:

I know what you need!

The short comic Boys Night, written by Max Landis and illustrated by AP Quach. I have spent many an idle moment thinking about television characters in the real world - I can remember watching Sesame Street and thinking what the Muppets did when they weren't on TV - and this takes what could very easily be a gross-out…

My Year 6 camp was memorable for precisely one thing: the last night screening of Spaceballs, the first movie I saw with swearing in it. Nothing reminds me of that time like the words, "Oh shit, there goes the planet."

/shot by gangsters

"Probably!" as uttered by David Hyde Pierce.

Colin Baker after a 12-course lunch?

HERE COMES THE THNIKKAMAN!

I believe Davison's hypnotised storyline was originally intended for Tom.

Ow! Hostile working environment!

Everybody! Ladeedadeedo! Everybody! Ladeedadeedo!