It's the most wonderful tiii-me, of the yeee-ar . . .

Wait, is that 8 individual Twix, or 4 Twix packets? Inquiring minds need to know.

Wait, is that 8 individual Twix, or 4 Twix packets? Inquiring minds need to know.

Note to self: buy Don Martin anthology.

Note to self: buy Don Martin anthology.

And congratulations on your Commie award too, TFAD.

And congratulations on your Commie award too, TFAD.

Not only have they placed some films that I liked below others I did not like, some films I liked were disregarded altogether! Why would they do this to us?

Not only have they placed some films that I liked below others I did not like, some films I liked were disregarded altogether! Why would they do this to us?

Easy. "The Night Santa Went Crazy", by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Easy. "The Night Santa Went Crazy", by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Nah, he looks like this Starlin Castro instead:

Nah, he looks like this Starlin Castro instead:

I shoulda yelled 'two'!

I shoulda yelled 'two'!

@RoboRedneck Alright, I'll give you a sympathy like. But don't think it's any kind of long term thing.

@RoboRedneck Alright, I'll give you a sympathy like. But don't think it's any kind of long term thing.

With his right hand.

With his right hand.

Heisman? Yeah, it should have been Te'o this year.