I thought it was jolly good of them to hotlink every example of "lies" or "truth". Made for much easier reading.

Nah, they're including Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six.

Nah, they're including Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six.

What are you worried about? It's 1880, you'll be able to sue her!

What are you worried about? It's 1880, you'll be able to sue her!

From the country that gave itself this for Christmas:

From the country that gave itself this for Christmas:

In my experience, the best swing is when the new ball is taken.

In my experience, the best swing is when the new ball is taken.

We'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need the tip!

We'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need the tip!

The video for that song manages to appear every Christmas at our house, always with the same commentary; "WHO'S that behind all the presents! Why, it's OATES!"

The video for that song manages to appear every Christmas at our house, always with the same commentary; "WHO'S that behind all the presents! Why, it's OATES!"

He always seems such a decent villain - he may be trying to destroy you/your loved ones/the world, but he wouldn't just push you into the path of a bus. He's more considerate than that.

He always seems such a decent villain - he may be trying to destroy you/your loved ones/the world, but he wouldn't just push you into the path of a bus. He's more considerate than that.

Simple: Take Zack's paragraph about Michael Palin, and replace his name with Stephen Fry. If it turned out that Fry was into puppy-kicking or bumfights, I would consider this a dark universe indeed.

Simple: Take Zack's paragraph about Michael Palin, and replace his name with Stephen Fry. If it turned out that Fry was into puppy-kicking or bumfights, I would consider this a dark universe indeed.

Being dead didn't keep Jimmy Savile out of the headlines. Not saying that I want anyone in your post to turn out as he did, but it's not an infallible barrier.

Being dead didn't keep Jimmy Savile out of the headlines. Not saying that I want anyone in your post to turn out as he did, but it's not an infallible barrier.

Him or Andrew McCutchen. The Pirates have needed a guy like him since Bonds left - please don't destroy them again, O Gods of Baseball.