On a side note, @Dikachu , I feel I must say that you have one of the best dick-related user names on the entire AV Club. My 10-year old self is greatly appreciative.

*insert wisecrack about @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus 's name here*

*insert wisecrack about @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus 's name here*

And Fourthmeal, which comes free with every Taco Bell Kid's Meal.

And Fourthmeal, which comes free with every Taco Bell Kid's Meal.

Seventeen Candles.

Seventeen Candles.

Lovely wrooong, wonderful wrooong!
Lovely wrooong, wonderful wrooong!
Lovely wrooong, wonderful wrooong!
Lovely wrooong, wonderful wrooong!
Lovely wrooong, wonderful wrooong!

Lovely wrooong, wonderful wrooong!
Lovely wrooong, wonderful wrooong!
Lovely wrooong, wonderful wrooong!
Lovely wrooong, wonderful wrooong!
Lovely wrooong, wonderful wrooong!

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

"When did you last have the pleasure of smelling a flower, watching a sunset, eating a well-prepared meal?"

"When did you last have the pleasure of smelling a flower, watching a sunset, eating a well-prepared meal?"

Only the ones that are lying to themselves.

Only the ones that are lying to themselves.

Wait, I forget. Should I start or stop wearing white now?

Wait, I forget. Should I start or stop wearing white now?

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus  They may have changed the name, but that used to be the Kucinich Scenario:

This is just like that REM video, only we can't read each others' thoughts.

This is just like that REM video, only we can't read each others' thoughts.