*cackles maniacally for what must be at least 30 seconds*

*cackles maniacally for what must be at least 30 seconds*

Oooh, get her! Whoops, I've got your number, ducky, you couldn't afford me dear-2-3.

Oooh, get her! Whoops, I've got your number, ducky, you couldn't afford me dear-2-3.

I can't remember the last time I said "What the fuck!" out loud upon seeing a piece of news. Well done, Mr. Willard.

I can't remember the last time I said "What the fuck!" out loud upon seeing a piece of news. Well done, Mr. Willard.

Yeah, the skeleton is in front of the window in the TV sketch.

Yeah, the skeleton is in front of the window in the TV sketch.

Coming dear.

Coming dear.

Unfortunately, I cannot click on your profile to determine when you signed up. Therefore, I must hold you at your word, good sir Chestnut.

Unfortunately, I cannot click on your profile to determine when you signed up. Therefore, I must hold you at your word, good sir Chestnut.

Yes! Whenever sketches are broken down, or menaced by AV Club commenters, Zack Handlen is ready! Ready to smash the commenters, wipe them up, and shove them off the face of the earth! Mash the dirty rotten scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts! Kill! Kill! Kill! The filthy bastard commenters, I hate 'em! I hate…

Yes! Whenever sketches are broken down, or menaced by AV Club commenters, Zack Handlen is ready! Ready to smash the commenters, wipe them up, and shove them off the face of the earth! Mash the dirty rotten scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts! Kill! Kill! Kill! The filthy bastard commenters, I hate 'em! I hate…

It is my professional opinion that the Bicycle Repairman sketch is highly underrated, if only for Palin's facial expressions while 'thinking'.

It is my professional opinion that the Bicycle Repairman sketch is highly underrated, if only for Palin's facial expressions while 'thinking'.

And make sure you hand-write them all out longhand too, for that personalised touch the agents love.

And make sure you hand-write them all out longhand too, for that personalised touch the agents love.

Here's an example:

Here's an example: