Cool.

Why did the cast of The Golden Girls always wear multiple layers of clothing and sweaters when they lived in Miami? Was it because old people feel cold more easily?

I brought donuts! And all the filtered coffee you can drink!

I randomly decided to watch the late movie, which turned out to be The Apartment, with Jack Lemmon and Shirley Maclaine. I now have a sudden desire to live in a black and white 1950s New York, and a desire to watch many more Billy Wilder films.

AY! NARANJAS EN LA CABEZA!

*Hot guitar lick*

From my time as an exchange student in America half a decade ago, three cultural things have survived: a love of baseball, southern-style cooking, and reading Luann every fucking day. This fact remains a mystery.

I'm writing Zits, but without the teenagers.

John Ratzenberger.

"Liberals want to tie the hands of industry with more environmental legislation."

Don't forget Fry's "Ow! My sperm!"

A player as young and talented as Harper could pierce a row of stars into his forehead like Vyvyan from The Young Ones and his team would put up with it.

DENTAL PLAN?

So that was your ass I saw behind the plate!

Australian, actually.

I'm also a fan of Caves of Androzani 1, just for the "get out of that" factor.

Doc-c-c-c-c Tor-r-r-r-r Who-o-o-o-o!

Whinny!

Just be careful with the Philly cheesesteaks.

In a business shirt, waistcoat and tie, I hope?