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I wait expectantly for the Chicago Cubs World Series title in four years time.

But Christopher, you didn't talk about Episode 5 at all! It clears up the ending perfectly!

Will there be anything else?
Yes, do you have the Miss Piggy?

Doctor, doctor, give me the news!
I gotta - BAD CASE of loving you!
No pills gonna cure my ills
I gotta - BAD CASE of loooooo-ving you!

It's like the original Xmas episode, where Zoidberg is the only being on Earth Robot Santa deems worthy of presents.

Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!

Oh! You mean the OTHER enchanted fortune cookie!
Not the one Yogurt gives to Lonestar in Spaceballs, thereby giving the movie a happy ending?

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
Oh no . . .

Phil Ken Sebben.

"People always ask me, if I'm a leg man, a breast man or an ass man. I figure I must be an ass man. People yell at me all the time…YOU'RE AN ASS, MAN!"

"Ol' 55" by Tom Waits, via the Eagles.
The music is alright, but then the lyrics start;

Isn't
this where-

-we came in?

Some call him Shatoon, bringer of corn. Others call him Mickey Nine, the dream weaver. Some call him Photoshop. Others call him Trenu, the boiler. Some call him The Shadow Dweller. Others call him Diviner of Mysteries. Some call him Cillit Bang. Other call him Miraculous Mark. Some call him Clive. Others call him…

@Scruggs: Among other things, the show got much more violent at that time than before, with the Doctor actually killing at least one individual on screen (IIRC).

You're a fool! You're a fool to walk away from this! You're a fool! You're a fool! You're a fool! You're a fool! You're a fool! You're a flipping fool!

Hey gang!
Let's have the beach party right here!

Yo! Ding Dong man!
Ding Dong. Ding Dong yo!

One quick question.
Will Chris Bahn be reviewing "An Unearthly Child", the first ever episode of Doctor Who, or "100,000 BC", the first full story?