It's like a fat-guy-hat, but with more bling.

I'll tell you what he was doing in Kick-Ass; not shouting. I expect certain things from certain actors, and Cage disappointed there.

It's your future! I'm seeing . . . CancerAIDS!

At last my appreciation of Spaceballs finds a public outlet!

Is the Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richard or Keith Richards?

The AV Club is your friend.

Littering and? Littering aaannd?

On a David Bowie theme, "Space Oddity" was the song that really turned me on to music in general. For the first twelve years or so of my life, music played no real role. That changed with a single playing of this song.

A Kind of Magic, by Queen.
The song that came on the radio when I was maybe nine, and changed the group from "the people who made Bohemian Rhapsody", into one of my favourite bands of all time.

Failed secondsies.

GMF? GUMBY MOTHERFUCKER?

You get this:

But I've only up to the humorous part of my Alzheimer's, Your Honour!

I tend to dislike a lot of Clooney's films for that reason, Diabeetus. Although I did enjoy O Brother Where Art Thou? That seemed to have fewer derp-a-derp a diddily-derp dee-dun doo-dorps per foot of celluloid.

Perhaps a phone call would have been more efficient, but there is something to be said for going above and beyond the call of duty like this.

Dee diddle-dee, dee diddle-dee, dee diddle-dee, dah dah dah!

Hello?
Anyone in here?

You surprise me, AV Club.
Why did you exclude "It Was A Good Day", i.e. the song from which the title was taken?

These commercials show me that human ingenuity has advanced incredibly - to the stage where Ernest Hemingway can be brought back to life and used to sell beer.

THIS! IS MY MECCA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!