On the Comedy Channel here in Australia, Conan's final Tonight Show was preceded by the Larry Sanders ep "Another List", where the network threatens to replace Sanders with Jon Stewart.

You can't crucify yourself. I've tried and tried and there's no way you can get that last nail in.

Shaun the Sheep changed dramatically for me once I realised that it must take place before 'A Close Shave", and that those sheep were later abducted and turned into dog food.

— Will you be holding your celebrity golf tournament again this year, Brick?

Every year, I find the holiday season incomplete without a medley of "Christmas at Ground Zero" and "The Night Santa Went Crazy".

Yankees lose = Americans win.

Oh yeah!
All right!
Take it easy baby!
Make it last all night!

I'd like an alive Mitch Hedberg. Heck, I'd take an alive Rodney Dangerfield.

Are you sure it's not saying "Get Conan"? Because that guy could probably use a Kleenex too.

"What is your opinion of frilly toothpicks?"

I would not be so hasty to enter that room - I had TACO BELL for lunch!

I dunno, since Terry Wogan stopped hosting there seems less reason to watch Eurovision.

As much as I wanted Spenny to beat Kenny most of the time, he was always such a paranoid bag of misery that I ended up cheering for Kenny. I particularly remember the "Who can kiss the most girls?" challenge, where Spenny met a girl who genuinely liked him and tried to help him. He broke up with her, because he…

Was that the one with Kryten from Red Dwarf as the host?

I don't think any other person in late night could do justice to having Archbishop Desmond Tutu on their show.

Just so you know, I may need to borrow the word "sexotrons".

Which Office - the UK or the US version? Because the UK version definitely deserves a place.

I thought it was about saving those in need through the power of music. And a magic police car.

Everyone knows that Tom Baker is the true Doctor.

Would you ask Tom Petty that question?