You and I read this article very differently, and I have no A.S.C. at the end of my name. I thought Noel's WHOLE POINT was 'how that "easily-achieved" beauty is put to dramatic use'.

Some dog befriended me on Facebook, for some reason.

What, chemical castration isn't lighthearted enough for ya? Although I'll admit, a cyanide-laced cruller would be funnier.

Yep. ListenListen's 'Hymns from Rhodesia' got one star from somebody because the music didn't sound Rhodesian to him.

Actually, it was 'cream-filled'.

I'm very excited about this, and (although I haven't heard it yet) demo-y production sounds like something that might suit Crooked Fingers well (in my opinion). Also Noel, you were the one who originally turned me onto Crooked Fingers - now one of my favourites - in your Popless column, so cheers for that.

And now he's dead. I hope you're happy.

You think a van is likely for a search? Well then, you haven't seen my BMX bike.

Sly Stallone is living in a Morris Mini in Toledo, it turns out.

Well thank fuck. I just thought I was living in a van, but it turns out I'm a funk legend!

It was a typo. It's supposed to say 'Seth Rogen more or less plays with himself'.

I'm glad to hear people like this, and am looking very forward to picking it up. You know though, I really think people overplay Wilco's changes between albums. Many reviewers make it sound like they played bluegrass on one album, heavy metal the next and then moved on to chillwave. I honestly don't see all these…

Well, that's nothing to brag about.

This sounds exactly like I thought it would. It's just kind of like I have two stereos going at the same time, one playing the Raven and one playing St. Anger.

It seems like an odd argument to make, saying you didn't lose anything, if you never had the experience to begin with. I saw Up and Coraline in 2D and loved them, but maybe I would have loved them more in 3D. I just don't know. I think the use of claustrophobic/wide open spaces in the different dimensions/locations…

Your life is a waste of a dimension! Oh, I see you said that you have no depth perception above. I am sorry for my childish response.

I thought it was pretty interesting. I must admit, the 3D thing intrigues me (my only experience was Avatar, which I thought (and found out) would suck, but I wanted to see the effect). Now, I have no desire to see any more 3D movies unless it has a good reason to exist. This gives me some starting points, if I ever…

Well, then quit defenestrating yourself.

Listen: I'm just saying: I'm remarkably drunk for a Tuesday.

LEAVE THE HICK FROM ARKANSAS OUT OF THIS!